OMG! this is SO lame!!! have you ever heard of a blog post generator??????????? i mean, what's the POINT of a blog post generator *sneeringly disgusted* look at this one!
I really do not care for my aunt Tasha. Sometimes she is very difficult to handle, and a couple of days ago she just disturbed me... I asked for her years of training thinking about homosexuality among Japanese schoolgirls, and then she began yelling:
"Dude! If I hear another thing about Japanese schoolgirls I'm going to shoot somebody!"
At first I began yelling "OH MAN!" then this morning I just shut up and started grinding my teeth. After all, she *is* my aunt and I need to make this work...
Link of the day: All Your Oil... Randomly generated by Flooble Instant Blog Post Generator
here's another...
Last week my sister and I were writing an essay about love in the coming decades. We were quite disgusted by the whole thing, so we asked my friend Tasha about it, and she was like:
"Dude!.. Wow! I am so sick of hearing about the coming decades all the time!"
But then when my sister and I got to the part about the love, Tasha shut up and started grinding her teeth. And then later, Tasha's mother told me that the reason Tasha was so freaked out was because she has a fear of love from childhood. Occasionally Tasha can be very stupid like that, but all she cares about is my own good...
Link of the day: All Your Oil... Randomly generated by Flooble Instant Blog Post Generator
puhLEASSEEEE......! blogs are meant for you to write your own stuff down! be it your thoughts, events in your life or other stuff you find interesting. Like, i'm sure this blog post generator thing can read your mind? (in a exaggerated, melodramatic manner) "OooooHHhhhh mighty blog post generator! A lot of stuff happened to me today but i have no idea how to express it.... Churn it out for me and i will be your slave forever!! *bow bow scrape scrape* what kind of stupid morons use blog post generators?!?! *scoffs* look at the above two examples. isn't it painfully obvious that they have certain phrases which the programme just rearranges, inserts new vocabulary and presents it in a "grammatically correct" manner???? *shakes head despairingly*
This just goes to show how pretentious blogging can get... Truely, some people merely blog for the sake of blogging, to parade their lives around and polish it up a bit to make it interesting for others to read. Sure, all of us bloggers do that to some extent (or our blogs would have passwords and what not in it), but a blog post generator?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!?! SHEESH! now that's really getting out of hand. Get a life buddy!
(feel like changing my blog name to 'my soliloquey' or just 'soliloquey' heehee)